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roan β€” 8/30/2025 5:16 PM
"> its gonna be like giving one of those starving african kids a massive bag of rice and see if they die"
Submitted by roan
π“‚Έ β€” 8/29/2025 6:49 PM
"<@349993538815131651> hi discord mod can u tell me what the rules are for this server"
Submitted by cactii
π“‚Έ β€” 8/24/2025 9:34 PM
"champion rahaj wrote the entire cpps lore we dont exist this is all just a figment of his imagination"
Submitted by cactii
doodlebot β€” 8/22/2025 12:07 AM
"we accept credit card information"
Submitted by cactii
π“‚Έ β€” 8/22/2025 12:06 AM
"nice ip grabber buddy"
Submitted by π“‚Έ
π“‚Έ β€” 8/21/2025 11:59 PM
"i wish i knew more about this hurricane but my usual reporter at The Hurricane Network is currently imprisoned for 3 years"
Submitted by cactii
π“‚Έ β€” 8/21/2025 11:59 PM
"now the level 10 discord faggot finna purge it all"
Submitted by cactii
roan β€” 8/21/2025 11:58 PM
"*hears distant echo from Kentucky*"
Submitted by cactii
doodlebot β€” 8/20/2025 10:01 PM
"get the peanut butter nigga?"
Submitted by cactii
roan β€” 8/16/2025 4:31 AM
"300 pounds 6 felonies could they even fit you in that penitentiary?"
Submitted by cactii
π“‚Έ β€” 8/12/2025 9:21 PM
"id send my face pic here but schizo cloudy will snipe the message with his custom discord level 10 faggot doo hickey"
Submitted by roan
doodlebot β€” 8/12/2025 12:06 PM
"@cactii stop trying to use sheldon as a 5 alarm structure fire"
Submitted by cactii
π“‚Έ β€” 8/11/2025 11:41 PM
"they didnt believe keith stole from apple because they couldnt fathom he would touch anything remotely healthy"
Submitted by cactii
cactii β€” 8/9/2025 11:40 PM
"Got it, from now on I am *the* hashcan. Dangerous dutch hackerman."
Submitted by roan
π“‚Έ β€” 8/9/2025 8:15 PM
"whenever cloudy is gone for days at a time its cause he's eating the foreskin of a jewer baby"
Submitted by roan
doodlebot β€” 8/8/2025 5:42 PM
"kelphead"
Submitted by cactii
roan β€” 8/1/2025 5:52 PM
"linus tech nuts boy"
Submitted by cactii
π“‚Έ β€” 8/1/2025 8:43 AM
"hes gonna make toilet ozempic"
Submitted by cactii
π“‚Έ β€” 8/1/2025 8:36 AM
"pay up tubby!"
Submitted by cactii
doodlebot β€” 7/28/2025 9:21 PM
"lets talk shit to those virgin faggots"
Submitted by cactii
doodlebot β€” 7/28/2025 3:23 AM
"locking up one pedo at a dollar tree soda"
Submitted by cactii
cactii β€” 7/20/2025 2:47 PM
"```DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TARD WRANGLE```"
Submitted by roan
cactii β€” 7/20/2025 2:45 PM
"poor guy has to immediately google `brownest girls ever but not black`"
Submitted by roan
roan β€” 7/18/2025 9:09 PM
"sheldon β€” Today at 11:32 PM I hope you handle my dick gay faggot"
Submitted by cactii
level 10 discord faggot β€” 7/18/2025 6:22 PM
"I can’t believe nitro is now discord ranked and I’m the biggest faggot in the server"
Submitted by cactii
kr β€” 6/27/2025 9:48 PM
"level 10 discord faggot"
Submitted by roan
doodlebot β€” 7/18/2025 5:51 PM
"ο½ο½‰ο½šο½šο½ time!"
Submitted by cactii
cloudy β€” 7/14/2025 11:14 PM
"at least im safe inside my mind"
Submitted by cactii
keithman5201 β€” 7/14/2025 11:38 PM
"i feel like the kkk cuz ion fw these niggas"
Submitted by cactii
wock β€” 7/14/2025 4:29 AM
"PEDOPHILE!"
Submitted by cactii
nut27 β€” 7/13/2025 5:10 AM
"Even F5 cant do shit to keith, hes a strong framed human"
Submitted by cactii
roan β€” 7/12/2025 4:34 PM
"hes the only guy i know to lol from 3 other accounts"
Submitted by cactii
roan β€” 7/7/2025 11:05 PM
"the king must return"
Submitted by cactii
keithman5201 β€” 6/26/2025 3:40 AM
"Cyberwolfs new gig after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to invite retards"
Submitted by cactii
keithman5201 β€” 6/26/2025 3:38 AM
"petition for me to call me saul"
Submitted by Mr. Mime
Mr. Mime β€” 6/26/2025 3:28 AM
"?"
Submitted by cactii
keithman5201 β€” 6/26/2025 3:04 AM
"i appreciate that but i think this calls for a bitch to get extradited to the horse porn"
Submitted by cactii
keithman5201 β€” 6/26/2025 1:37 AM
"<@189826342592708608> looks like a chicken fried fuck so popflake is a complete load of bullshit rocketsnail β€” 10:00 PM i just rolled the rest of my mom's ashes up into this spliff i'm about to be fuckin sky-high"
Submitted by cactii
keithman5201 β€” 6/26/2025 12:57 AM
"And we see a black friend"
Submitted by cactii
keithman5201 β€” 6/25/2025 11:53 PM
"tell sophia i said i was 13"
Submitted by cactii
kr β€” 6/13/2025 8:15 PM
"thanks my man πŸ™ coming from u that means absolutely nothing"
Submitted by roan
keithman5201 β€” 6/15/2025 2:49 AM
"We will make America strong again. We will make America strong again. We will make America strong again. We will make America great again! <@189826342592708608>"
Submitted by roan
keithman5201 β€” 6/24/2025 9:27 PM
"@cactii can u please send me your credit card on SERIOUS occasions"
Submitted by cactii
no good rotten whorebag β€” 6/24/2025 7:58 PM
"Throwback to when i got a roach page"
Submitted by cactii
wock β€” 6/24/2025 10:24 AM
"@cactii 1v1 on jerkmate ranked"
Submitted by tugboat_main
roan β€” 1/26/2025 2:18 PM
"9/11 is the best!"
Submitted by cactii
kr β€” 6/22/2025 5:11 PM
"shut up tell it to the judge fat boy"
Submitted by cactii